TEXAS FISHING REPORT

The wind is southwest that means top water along the banks of the San Jancinto River. At matagorda bay jaws is has been seen having sex with a dancing girl. The height of the water 12 miles from east beach at Galveston is 2 inches above sea level. They are trying to sell hippie fishing equipment at KILT 610 Outdoors. Down by the Texas City Dike there catching bull reds that talk back to you. Alagator gar has been seen in buffalo bayou thats a state record of 10 feet. On Galveston there has been reports of land sharks lurking near the big cemetory.

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